Programming errors

by Alice

Why is it so difficult to create a 5-page program? My wedding program must be 4 pages or 7 pages or 8 pages, even 3, but 5 pages looks ridiculous with all this extra white pagage (yes, I just created the word pagage. This comes from working with lexicographers).

This is how I spend my lunch breaks. 23 days and counting until the blessed event, when my planning and programming errors are over.